I just downloaded the archives of an old Xanga site and found this short story I wrote in college. It still gives me a laugh. Jack: Don't twist the facts. I really did fly, just for a short period to save my strength.
Ben: You jumped off a table. How is that flying?
Jack: I could have kept going, but I am scared of heights.
Ben: Then why would you want to fly anyway?
Jack: Because I wanted to be with my pet rock.
Ben: Pet rock? Table jumper has a pet rock.
Jack: Don't tease him. He will bite.
Ben: Ooooo… I am scared. Your pet rock is going to bite me.
Ben: Ouch That hurt!
Jack: I warned you he would bite, but no you teased him anyway...
Ben: Bite? You threw it at me!
Jack: No I just let go. Remember pet rocks can fly too.